"And We'll Have Fun! Fun! Fun! 'Til Her Daddy Takes Her Over His Knee!"

 Those are the lyrics, right?

Anyway, I was reminded of when Springrose and I first met-- Lo!  A long time ago now!-- and she told me, "What I like about your cartoons is, everybody looks like they're having fun!"

And, yes, that's pretty much my take on this:  silly and sensuous!  Arousing!  Whatever the role play might be, and that can certainly get intense, at bottom (heh) there is no denigration, no disrespect, no desire to cause real psychological or physcial harm!  I am, after all, my mother's son!

Why, just look at these examples from around the Web!

(I neglected to save names and sources for most of these-- if it's you or yours, please say so!  I'll fix it!)

Everybody's  having a great time!

See?

That Mark, Wotta Wiseguy!

Bare And There!

 You remember that late one night, Macbeth intoned, 

"Is this a derriere I see before me,

unclad before my hand?  Come, let me clutch thee."

If you don't, I may have got some of the words wrong.  

But I do know that Hamlet said that one could quiet things down by taking up a bare bottom.  Or, maybe it was "bare bodkin," I was thinking of something else at that moment.

(Any resemblance between WolfieToon characters and actual actors Kenneth Branagh and David Caruso is entirely likely to be undetectable.  But-- Horatio Caine!  Get it?) 

Anyway, this post will feature WolfieToons featuring unclad buttocks, denuded behinds, and bare bottoms.  If  that's a rare thing in my cartoons, it's because doing it that way gives it more -- impact!

This early one was a favorite of the late and loved editor of "Discipline & Desire,  Reesa Roberts, and a lot of other people, too.  I've even seen it on YouTube!

Naturally, Delectable Derrieres Au Natural come in all sizes!

And occur for all kinds of reasons!

The main thing is, everyone wants a happy ending!

He Tangled With A Redhead!

 Corset will probably go better from here!

Stars and Stripes!

That phrase begat the ideas for these 4th of July-centric WolfieToons!

I wasn't sure if I communicated the alleged gag here very well:

There have been oceans full of Uncle Sam 'toons, but how many in which he is appropriately dressed for the summer weather?

Strike up the band... leader.

Here's the first version of that cartoon-- I got this far in inking it before deciding it could be better.

Whether it really was is debatable.  Sometimes I overwork t hings!

Happy Independence Day!  The Artificially Orange-Flavored Petulant Pretender and the damage he encourages won't last forever, nor the tide of fear and actual instances of injustice he rode in on.  Take heart!

After Dinner and Before Cake~~

Here's a brand-new WolfieToon for all of you wondering what that couple down the road is doing in Quarantine...

Happy Spring!

Well, it looks like it could be a very strange and trying Spring, but we can still make some bright spots!

Thanksgiving Dinner Prep!

You might want to start considering where to put the potential troublemakers.

OTK, maybe?

Rapt!

Dave The Magic Wolfie!

Several years ago, Larken touched my heart and funny bone at the same time with this "Puff" Parody!  She even sent me a recording of her singing it, with guitar accompaniment! 

It's one of my most treasured gifts, so I'll share it again here for you, and add some Birthday Spanking Pictures, because we all know it's better to give than receive!  In some cases!

I'm sure you know the tune, sing along!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Little spanking capers, all that kinky stuff,

Swats and stings and ouchy things, he never gets enough!

Oh…

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Forever he is drawing, transforming bottoms pale. 

Wolfie does his own research on rosening girl's tails!

Forever he is searching for bottoms plump and round;

Naughty Imps will lower their pants when Wolfie comes around!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Spanks don't sting forever, despite our protest noise;

But painted bums and penciled puns will always bring us joys!

Today is Wolfie's birthday, the Dave that we adore;

The day he started on this path, to make us Imps so sore!

His head's full of tomorrow, planning his next 'toon.

Wolfie's got an itch, you see, to spank some Imps real soon! 

He is our life-long friend, so the Imps must all be brave;

We'll take his birthday spankings now, and Happy Birthday, Dave!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Happy Birthday, DW!

Thank you again, Darlin'!

With Giant Hugs!

And all my love!

And Love Pats!!